STOP ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO VOTE
Asking millions of idiots their opinion is a bad idea.
Remembering Norm MacDonald
So, he’s dead.
Never Forget 9/11
A terrible tragedy.
Celebrating Labor Day’s Commie Loving History
Hotdogs, Apple Pie, Chevrolet, and the Commies out to Destroy Freedom.
Take Off Your Red Pants (how I learned to pay women $.77)
Why women need to learn to dress like men to be true equals in the workforce.
Where would you like to have never been from?
A Passage from No Country for Old Men
Bowling is America’s Pastime and I’m a Patriot.
Never compromise your art.
IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776: The Unanimous Declaration of the Thirteen United States of America
I got a lot of problems with you people, now you're gonna hear about it.
11 Reasons America is the Best Ever! USA USA!
There are a billion reasons why America is the best ever but we're gonna limit it to 11.
Canada Fails to Win Stanley Cup (again)
Stanley lives, votes, and pays taxes in in America.