A First Time for Everything
The trick is to keep breathing.
We’re All Alive and Scared
A Bad Boss gives hope that there could one day be a Good one.
STOP ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO VOTE
Asking millions of idiots their opinion is a bad idea.
Remembering Norm MacDonald
So, he’s dead.
Never Forget 9/11
A terrible tragedy.
Celebrating Labor Day’s Commie Loving History
Hotdogs, Apple Pie, Chevrolet, and the Commies out to Destroy Freedom.
Take Off Your Red Pants (how I learned to pay women $.77)
Why women need to learn to dress like men to be true equals in the workforce.
Where would you like to have never been from?
A Passage from No Country for Old Men
Bowling is America’s Pastime and I’m a Patriot.
Never compromise your art.
IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776: The Unanimous Declaration of the Thirteen United States of America
I got a lot of problems with you people, now you're gonna hear about it.