Hi, everybody. (Hi, Doctor Nick.) Do you want to watch the debate that features the guy who got beat up at Wrestlemania vs the woman who watched her husband bang half of Arkansas (AND WHO IS KILLING PEOPLE)? If you do, then we have it right here. Really. We’re such a big media outlet that we get to stream the debate.
See below? That’s the stream! Now you can watch with us instead of with them. Presidential Debate 2016: now on halfguarded.com – boy if that isn’t commentary on the state of the world, I don’t know what is.
