Fights are in a bit. These are fights to watch before those fights so that you can ignore your family. You don’t like the little soul sucking bastards anyways, do you? Oh, sure, you say it publicly but deep down, when you’re crying in the shower because you can’t get it up anymore without either a pill or something exponentially more disturbing from redtube, that’s when you admit you wish you’d had the $400 all those years ago. Even if you’re pro-life you’ve reached that point where it’d be worth an eternity in hell if it meant you could just FUCKING SLEEP IN ON ONE FUCKING SATURDAY MORNING.
Right then. This is where a bunch of free fights are collected in one place so you can watch them as you get ready for UFC 199 tonight. We’ll have coverage, because that’s what I do – that and mix up my first and second person writing pronouns like a dickhead.
See, now you’re smarter than you were before. Tell the kid to get you a beer and then make himself scarce. That’s what my dad did and look how I turned out!
UFC 199 FREE LIVE STREAMING CARD
- Lightweight Polo Reyes vs. Dong Hyun Kim
- Middleweight Kevin Casey vs. Elvis Mutapcic
- Light Heavyweight Jonathan Wilson vs. Luiz Henrique da Silva
- Welterweight Sean Strickland vs. Tom Breese
- Featherweight Cole Miller vs. Alex Caceres
- Women’s Strawweight Jessica Penne vs. Jessica Andrade
- Lightweight Beneil Dariush vs. James Vick
- Featherweight Brian Ortega vs. Clay Guida
- Lightweight Dustin Poirier vs. Bobby Green
- Middleweight Dan Henderson vs. Hector Lombard
- Featherweight Max Holloway vs. Ricardo Lamas
- Bantamweight Dominick Cruz (c) vs. Urijah Faber
- Middleweight Luke Rockhold (c) vs. Michael Bisping
