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It’s time for us to watch and talk about UFC FIGHT NIGHT 94! It’s not a bad card. The main-event is really good. The semi-main might be fun too. I’ll enjoy it is what I’m saying.
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UFC Fight Night 94: Poirier vs. Johnson FREE LIVE STREAM of consciousness RECAP aka UFC FIGHT NIGHT 94 RESULTS
Alejandro Pérez vs. Albert Morales
Bantamweight
What Happened?
Perez won a majority decision. Ref took a point away for no reason at one point. It was there as a fight.
Should You Watch?
Eh.
Erick Montaño vs. Randy Brown
Welterweight
What Happened?
Brown won by guillotine. Back and forth kinda though Montano showed a bit more. He just got dumb and left his neck out in the 3rd like a fool.
Should You Watch?
Eh. Again.
I’d love to start covering the next Bunche of fights but baseball is in the tenth inning of a nil to nil game. Bravo, FS UNO.
UFC Fight Night 94: Poirier vs. Johnson FREE LIVE STREAM of consciousness RECAP aka UFC FIGHT NIGHT 94 RESULTS
José Alberto Quiñonez vs. Joey Gomez
Bantamweight
What Happened?
– These are two skinny as hell men. Looks like the Nazis forced two concentration campers to fight in a cage.
– Quinoa dropped Gomez with a hard knee in the third. Mounted. Took his back. Then returned to mount. Back take. Escape. Gomez losing. But because of baseball I have no idea who I should winning the fight.
Quiñonez Won. Dec.
Should You Watch?
Beats me. Indians won with a walk off single in the tenth. The third round of this was good.
Antônio Carlos Júnior vs. Leonardo Augusto Guimarães
Middleweight
What Happened?
- Junior humped Leo for 2.5 rounds. It wasn’t very exciting. Then during the third he got the rear naked neck choke.
Junior wins, R3, sub
Should You Watch?
NOPE!!!
Augusto Montaño vs. Belal Muhammad
Welterweight
What Happened?
– Not much. Muhammad, peace be upon him, controlled it on the feet and on the ground. Didn’t do a lot of damage. The got the back in the third, flattened August out, pounded, ref stopped it.
Winner is Muhammad, peace be upon him, R3, TKO
Should You Watch?
Once again: Nope.
Gabriel Benítez vs. Sam Sicilia
Featherweight
What Happened?
– Benitez locked in a deep guillotine and got the tap. Prior to that, it wasn’t some world class barn burner or anything.
Benitez wins, sub
Should You Watch?
If you do, it’s not the end of the world but it’s not like it stands out as a great fight or anything.
UFC Fight Night 94: Poirier vs. Johnson FREE LIVE STREAM of consciousness RECAP aka UFC FIGHT NIGHT 94 RESULTS
Chas Skelly vs. Maximo Blanco
Featherweight
What Happened?
– HOLY SHIT!!!! Skelly dropped Blanco in about two seconds then locked in an anaconda choke and that’s it.
winner: Skelly, R1, sub
Should You Watch?
For once tonight, HELL YEAH!!!!
Chris Wade vs. Islam Makhachev
Lightweight
What Happened?
This sucked. Islam basically out grappled Wade for three rounds. He didn’t do shit with anything. Ever. Who names their kid after a religion anyways? Where is “Jew Davey?”
Winner: Islam, dec.
Should You Watch?
Of course not.
Roan Carneiro vs. Kenny Robertson
Welterweight
What Happened?
– They fucking just pawed at each other for 15 minuets. The crowd booed to confirm I wasn’t imagining how awful this was.
Winner: Carneiro, dec.
Should You Watch?
Like everything on this shit show: no.
Here is a hot chick to make this worth reading.
Evan Dunham vs. Rick Glenn
Lightweight
What Happened?
– Glenn was at Roufus for a long time. I remember rolling with him. He beat my ass but not THAT bad.
– Dunham won. He used his usual style of just pressing and never stopping. That said, Glenn hung in there like a warrior. The third round in particular was AWESOME as Glenn invited a grueling fight and Dunham responded in kind.
Winner: Dunham, dec.
Should You Watch?
Yup. Especially the third round.
Uriah Hall vs. Derek Brunson
Middleweight
What Happened?
– Well then. Brunson dropped Hall with a BIG left hand. He swarmed and threw elbows. Herb Dean stopped it. Hall was upset but it was a good stoppage.
Winner: Brunson, R1, KO
Should You Watch?
Yuuuuuup!!!!
Dustin Poirier vs. Michael Johnson
Lightweight
What Happened?
– Johnson came out to a song that started out with “oh lord please don’t let me be misunderstood” then became some rap garbage. Sigh.
– Wow. Johnson murdered Dustin in the first. It was a lead right hook then a straight left that killed Dusty. Just … wow.
Winner: Johnson, R1, KO
Should You Watch?
Fuck yeah. Wow.
Quick & Dirty UFC Fight Night 94: Poirier vs. Johnson Results
(Winner in Bold)
- Bantamweight Alejandro Pérez vs. Albert Morales
- Welterweight Erick Montaño vs. Randy Brown
- Bantamweight José Alberto Quiñonez vs. Joey Gomez
- Middleweight Antônio Carlos Júnior vs. Leonardo Augusto Guimarães
- Welterweight Augusto Montaño vs. Bella Muhammad
- Featherweight Gabriel Benítez vs. Sam Sicilia
- Featherweight Chas Skelly vs. Maximo Blanco
- Lightweight Chris Wade vs. Islam Makhachev
- Welterweight Roan Carneiro vs. Kenny Robertson
- Lightweight Evan Dunham vs. Rick Glenn
- Middleweight Uriah Hall vs. Derek Brunson
- Lightweight Dustin Poirier vs. Michael Johnson
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