Why GOOD Catholics MUST not eat meat to celebrate this St. Patrick's Day, regardless of whether they receive a dispensation...

That's the bottom line.

Or they'll fill this hole with our dead.

Never kissed. Never so much as held hands.

We failed the black man. And by we, I mean Mike did.

Once you go black, you never go back. Except for her.

Ben Carson: great man and great doctor. And a family man.

Spin-a-Rooo...Republican!

We will all learn about this, uh, fascinating public servant.

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