New York, NY-
A copy of a suicide note from Jeffrey Epstein’s cell has leaked. Halfguarded has decided to publish the transcript.
“To Whom It May Concern,
First let me say that I’m totally guilty and did this all by myself. I had no help. I deserve to die. The rumors about Bill Clinton were false. He was on all of those flights trying to talk me out of it. He’s a good man who would never embarrass his beautiful hot wife like that. He even told me that Lewinsky bitch is a liar. Hillary gives him way too much hot sexual activity for him to cheat.
So anyway I hung myself from this flat ceiling with double stick tape and torn prison issue underwear.
Hillary Clinton is a saint and should be president. Donald Trump is a friend of mine but he has erectile dysfunction and couldn’t have had sex with anyone. Also his wiener is super small and not nearly the size of the hog my husband ha…Bill Clinton has.
In closing I’m totally dead now and wasn’t murdered, and neither was Vince Foster.
Sincerely,
Not Hillary Clinton but definitely Jeffrey Epstein. “
So there you have it, proof that Donald Trump has a tiny pecker.
Awesome 🙂
I couldn’t refrain from commenting. Very well written!