Washington D.C.-
After President Trump’s offer to end the government shutdown on Saturday did not work, he held an emergency press conference with yet another tantalizing offer for democrats. Here was his address to the nation.
“Since the Dems turned down my offer for border wall funding, I have some new liberal offers for these dum-dums. Quite frankly I should be getting a Nobel Prize for this one.
I’m extending Brown vs The Board of Education for 3 more years. It was set to expire soon, I’ll keep it going if I get 5.7 billion for the border wall. It’s crucial to keeping Black and White Americans safe from Mexican Americans. See I’m already using the politically correct term Nancy, I’m practically a lib at this point. From now on I will only refer to the migrants as Mexican Americans.
That’s what these people like isn’t it? Throw American after their race so they feel like real white Americans? It’s done, I’m really a great guy.
So give me my funding for the wall so we can keep these Mexican Americans out of the country. I’ve said a million times how a wall will stop drugs, crime, poverty, homosexuality, obesity, cancer, terrorism, racism, the flu, pedofilia, impotence, Pitbull albums, and abortions. No more Mexican Americans crossing our borders illegally! xxxTentacion would still be alive if we had a wall!
Even the Black Americans agree with me, the blacks love me, so I’m going to help the Black American community with this offer. The blacks can still eat with us, go to school with American children, vote sometimes, and most importantly, shower with us after a good workout.
The Berlin Wall worked in Germany, lots of things worked in Germany, we could learn something from their history. Let’s keep Mexican Americans out of our country so the blacks can go back to being the problem.”
