Ginásio do Ibirapuera
São Paulo, Brazil
If there’s one country on earth that I want to see naked people in, it’s Brazil. Look at that chick’s ass. No. Really. Look at it. In a world of men being complete dicks to women, I think we dudes need to re-appreciate the majestic beauty of a woman: you don’t abuse beauty. You protect beauty for all you’re worth because beauty is truth and goodness.
Yes, she’s more than that ass, I know. But, she wants this. She worked out and dieted and all that and then posed for the picture, got paid, and told all of her friends about the shoot. She wants to be appreciated for her ass, just like we want to be loved for our massive, girthy, cocks.
The key is we have to also love their minds, which is something that usually only comes with age. (Usually AND only?)(come on, moron, be smarter)
In sum: it’s ok to look. It’s ok to stare, so long as it’s a photograph. It’s NOT ok to stare if you’re in person with her. All IRL interactions must be glances, at best. And then make sure to look her in the eyes when talking. You want to peek at her cleavage? Be careful. Make sure she’s looking away. Don’t move your head; only move your eyes. BE. QUICK. You’re also not allowed to only be around women for sex purposes. You have to learn to be a normal person, no matter what your balls are saying.
This is a stretch just to have an excuse to show a picture I got from a stock photo site, isn’t it?
UFC BRAZILIAN ASS VIDEO
UFC SAO PAULO BRAZIL WEIGH IN RESULTS
- MAIN CARD (FS1, 10 p.m. ET)
- Lyoto Machida (185) vs. Derek Brunson (185)
- Colby Covington (171) vs. Demian Maia (171)
- Rob Font (136) vs. Pedro Munhoz (136)
- Jim Miller (155) vs. Francisco Trinaldo (155)
- Jack Hermansson (185) vs. Thiago “Marreta” Santos (186)
- John Lineker (136) vs. Marlon Vera (135)
PRELIMINARY CARD (FS2, 8 p.m. ET)
- Vicente Luque (171) vs. Niko Price (171)
- Antonio Carlos Junior (185) vs. Jack Marshman (186)
- Hacran Dias (155) vs. Jared Gordon (156)
- Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos (171) vs. Max Griffin (171)
PRELIMINARY CARD (UFC Fight Pass, 7 p.m. ET)
- Jarred Brooks (125) vs. Deiveson Figueiredo (126)
- Christian Colombo (258) vs. Marcelo Golm (242)