Ant-Man is apparently gay and we never knew. Stories are floating around the usual sources (Buzz whatever, reddit, Twitter, pornhub) about ants liking to eat semen. I’m sure it’s some sort of deal where they like the taste and nutrients. Just say it aloud: ants like sperm. Ok then.
Some random people who are probably lying just to tell a story and get attention but whatever, it sounds close enough so we’ll go with it, say that they’ve grabbed their regular old tube sock for … Man Reasons only to discover ants nibbling on their Dick Tip.
The following is from … I saw it in Buzzfeed but they got it from bodybuilding.com so I’m going to give credit to Time.
On the illustrious /misc section of BodyBuilding.com (which is the equivalent of 4chan’s /b board, but for jocks) user MajorCojones writes:
so apparently ants thrive on cum?
i just finished a glorious fap session when i run to my clean up(an old sock, ill use the same one for like a week or so n throw it out…..it just looks weird havving a box o kleenex next to the bedstand lol)……im still reveling in the ephoria of my man-burst…..when i feel a prickly feeling all over my dick…i look down and see it covered in tiny black spots……n there moving!
i panicked and frantically wiped my dick down and sprayed that sock with raid
i dont think one of the lil buggers bit me tho
cool story bro and good times
For dudes who spend all their time in the gym for no reason other than to look good and have muscles that serve no function and oil each other up – this isn’t even a 3/10 the shame scale.
Ants like sperm. Who knew?