El Segundo, CA-
Democratic Presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke has once again tried sway the Latin American vote in his favor by relating to their plight.
When asked by a reporter how he would deal with the bridges President Trump has burned with several world leaders, Beto immediately said he shouldn’t be in this country and reported himself to ICE for deportation. When informed and assured he was an American citizen, and not even of any Hispanic heritage, Beto began singing Marc Anthony’s “Vivir Mi Vida” and showed reporters how many points he has on his Chipotle App.
After the embarrassing incident Beto took to Twitter to clear his name.
“??DONDE ESTA USTEDYS?!? MY LAMA IS BETO AND MY TRABAJO ES MUY IMPOTENT TAY! YO SECURO CUATRO MY ACCIDENTAYS!! VIVE LA RASTA!!!”
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