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BONKERS (remix)

aka: Guess What's Stuck in Mike's Head?!

Admin by Admin
October 1, 2018
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crazy horses

I like when non-African Americans rap.  Like, you’re BRITISH, dude, I’M blacker than you are, ya wanker. That’s MY culture you’re appropriating, mother fuckers.

I was talking to Matthew on This Edition of MMA & Stuff and I brought up how I wasn’t sure why people liked the actual lyrics of rap, and this is sorta my point.  The only good part of the song is the catchy refrain/chorus/hook/whatever the fuck you call it.

I guess this song was also in the show Rick & Morty.  I mentioned that only because said program exists near my same Nerd Interests, and so I’m sure folks will think I got this from there, but I didn’t at all.  I’ve never even see the show and probably never will.  I actually got it from a video Bert THE MOTHER FUCKING MACHINE Kreischer did.

 

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— bert kreischer (@bertkreischer) April 29, 2018

 

Being the out of touch white guy from the Midwest that I am – still blacker than a Euro, though – I thought this was a brand new tune and not something that’s been out FOR YEARS.  Whatever.  My site, my life, my rules.

 

BONKERS (remix) VIDEO

 

BONKERS Lyrics

I wake up everyday it’s a daydream
Everythin’ in my life ain’t what it seems
I wake up just to go back to sleep
I act real shallow but I’m in too deep
And all I care about is sex and violence
A heavy bass line is my kind of silence
Everybody says that I gotta get a grip
But I let sanity give me the slip
Some people think I’m bonkers
But I just think I’m free
Man, I’m just livin’ my life
There’s nothin’ crazy about me
Some people pay for thrills
But I get mine for free
Man, I’m just livin’ my life
There’s nothin’ crazy about me
Bonkers
I wake up everyday it’s a daydream
Everythin’ in my life ain’t what it seems
I wake up just to go back to sleep
I act real shallow but I’m in too deep
And all I care about is sex and violence
A heavy bass line is my kind of silence
Everybody says that I got to get a grip
But I let sanity give me the slip
Bonkers
Some people think I’m bonkers
But I just think I’m free
Man, I’m just livin’ my life
There’s nothin’ crazy about me
Some people pay for thrills
But I get mine for free
Man, I’m just livin’ my life
There’s nothin’ crazy about me
Mmm, yeah, I’m back in the floor now
I wake up everyday it’s a daydream
Everythin’ in my life ain’t what it seems
I wake up just to go back to sleep
I act real shallow but I’m in too deep
And all I care about is sex and violence
A heavy bass line is my kind of silence
Everybody says that I got to get a grip
But I let sanity give me the slip
Bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon
Some people think I’m bonkers
But I just think I’m free
Man, I’m just livin’ my life
There’s nothin’ crazy about me
Some people pay for thrills
But I get mine for free
Man, I’m just livin’ my life
There’s nothin’ crazy about me

 

BUY BONKERS and BERT KREISCHER Shit Shiznit.

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