Good looking jiu-jitsu champion, and woman who has problems making weight before cage fights, Mackenzie Dern will – probably – be taking a break from MMA following news that she’s pregnant.
Dern made the announcement on her Instagram account, telling her dedicated fans that she and some dude who surfs for a living will be bringing a child into this cruel world of ours. I guess that rumored Mackenzie Dern sex tape we all wish existed is now a recording of the miracle creation of life itself!
God makes everything so perfect! I am so happy to be able to share this news! I’m going to be a Mom! I love so much our family and now I have one more HUGE motivation for inside and outside the ring!! Thank you God for this blessing 🙏🏼 @santoswesley ❤️ I also want to thank all my fans and sponsors for the support during all the life phases and I can’t wait to be back in the ring! 🥊🥋
Reaching out to her sponsors was a nice touch; my mother always tells me how grateful she was to Puma for their help when she carried me. Those sons of bitches at Gerber can eat shit, though, the cheap bastards.
Best of luck to Dern and here’s hoping it’s a happy and healthy baby, as those are the best kind of babies.
(In case history is curious, this was the photo she posted immediately prior to announcing she is with child.)