When this current iteration of man ends up consuming himself after generations of climate change* ravages the earth, it will be the reptiles that reassert their claim to being earth’s rulers. Amongst those slithering creeps will be a boa constrictor- a snake known for wrapping itself around prey until death.
Yes. This was all a long winded way of introducing the Countdown segment featuring Demian Maia vs Tyron Woodley. Did I do a good job?
*at like a degree Celsius over a century, we’re talking waaaaaay in the future
MAIA VS WOODLEY UFC 214 COUNTDOWN
UFC 214 Poll
- Light Heavyweight Daniel Cormier (c) vs. Jon Jones
- Welterweight Tyron Woodley (c) vs. Demian Maia
- Women’s Featherweight Cristiane Justino vs. Tonya Evinger
- Welterweight Robbie Lawler vs. Donald Cerrone
- Light Heavyweight Jimi Manuwa vs. Volkan Oezdemir
- Featherweight Ricardo Lamas vs. Jason Knight
- Catchweight (140 lbs) Aljamain Sterling vs. Renan Barão
- Featherweight Brian Ortega vs. Renato Moicano
- Featherweight Andre Fili vs. Calvin Kattar
- Women’s Strawweight Kailin Curran vs. Alexandra Albu
- Flyweight Eric Shelton vs. Jarred Brooks
- Lightweight Josh Burkman vs. Drew Dober
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