Sometimes we think a fart is a fart but it isn’t. And sometimes we think we’re tapping out and the only humiliation we will face that night is losing in front of family and friends. But sometimes life reminds you that it is cruel. That life is shitty. That the worst thing in MMA isn’t getting dumped on your head.
And then sometimes you realize you’ve left a trail … a trail(!!!!)… of actual shit. On the mat. Some of which visibility fell out of your pants. This man wasn’t choked out and thus lost control of himself – that could almost be forgiven. He just … took a shit during a fight. Right there, for all to see, and smell. Listen in particular as one on looker gags.
We may have an honorable mention for dirtiest fighter in MMA…
Thank goodness it wasn’t during a triangle.