Washington DC
During a media briefing at the famed White House Rose Garden, President Trump farted but immediately pardoned himself so there was nothing the media could do.
“It smelled like MdDonalds and hair spray.” Said one member of the press.
“We were going to give him shit about it but he said pardon me so, what could we do?”
President Trump later took to Twitter to deny ever farting because he thinks his pardon means it’s never happened.
“I didn’t fart, never have. My colon is doing tremendously. Best gastrointestinal system in our counties history. Remember, whoever smelt it, dealt it.”
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