Remember last Saturday, when the UFC did that PPV featuring that Irish guy? Well, just when you thought you were out they pull you back in. Below (because, well, I can’t put it to the side) is a little UFC 189 highlights video recap thing that the company produced. They call it THE THRILL AND THE AGONY. I mean, sure. I can go with that. It’s just them showing guys reacting to winning and losing, random other fighters coming up to the winners and losers and being all, “Hey, man, congrats.”
When a PPV does three million buys (I made that up but if we spread that now, this site can go viral, I’ll get a ton of attention, and … that’s click bait, isn’t it?) a company is going to milk it for all it be worth. And since my guiding principle in life is that 90% of the non-porn internet usage is done at work by people who are trying to look busy and avoid having to ideate something – this is a good reason for you to look busy. MUTTER TO YOURSELF, DO IT NOW! Then go take a dump. Bathroom breaks are a perfect way to kill time at work. I mean, what can someone really say to you? No one wants to ask why you piss every 20 minutes and all you have to say is, “What do you want me to do?”
None of this is really all that related to grown men fighting. But it is related to your fight – your fight against the system itself.