UFC Fight Night 73 Weigh In Results are here. You know this because you can read and see the video and then below that video the results themselves. THE INTERNET IS PURE MAGIC AND IS THE DEVIL AND WE SHOULD KILL IT!
Fox Sports 1 began their coverage by showing us a lot of seamen. Really.
And every other fighter is getting naked.
Main Card on Fs1, 10/9/8/7
- Ovince Saint Preux (206) vs. Glover Teixeira (205.5)
- Beneil Dariush (156) vs. Michael Johnson (155.5)
- Sam Alvey (186) vs. Derek Brunson (186)
- Timothy Johnson (265) vs. Jared Rosholt (237)
- Sara McMann (136.5)(maybe she’ll get naked backstage- really) vs. Amanda Nunes (136)(who was barely wearing anything and I swear you could see through her black sports bra)
- Ray Borg (126.75)(And he was full Monty) vs. Geane Herrera (126)
Prelims on FS2 (2?!?!?) 8/7/6/5
- Oluwale Bamgbose (184.5) vs. Uriah Hall (185.5)
- Chris Camozzi (188.5) vs. Tom Watson (185)
- Willie Gates (126)(also hanging dong out) vs. Dustin Ortiz (125.5)
- Sirwan Kakai (136)(totes naked!!) vs. Frankie Saenz (136)
Prelims on Fight Pass 6:30/5:30/4:30/3:30
- Jonathan Wilson (205) vs. Chris Dempsey (204.5)
- Roman Salazar (135) vs. Marlon Vera (135.5)
- Anthony Christodoulou (156) vs. Scott Holtzman (155.5)