Melania Takes Donald’s Advice; Starts Douching With Bleach To Kill His Bacteria
Make America Funny Again
Melania Trying To Catch Covid-19 So She Can Find Motivation To Actually F**k Him
That would Be Best.
Even Angels Need A Hand
Every bit helps
Trump Blames Coronavirus On That Time Obama Coughed In The White House.
Clinging to your guns and God doesn’t look so stupid in an apocalypse, does it?
Condom Sales Skyrocket Due To Coronavirus And Things Trump’s Children Say
Make Sex Safe Again
Beto O’Rourke Endorses Bernie Sanders. Apologizes For Robert’s Joe Biden Endorsement.
It's a Mexican standoff!
Mike Pence Developing Coronavirus Vaccine That’s Administered Rectally.
The Doctor is in ... side of you.
Trump Says Border Wall Would Have Kept “Corona Virus” In Mexico.
The DZA has spoken.
Bloomberg Clears Air On Hillary Clinton: “Why Would I Choose Her? So She Can Kill Me and Finally Be President?”
“I’ve made a huge mistake.”