Peeps. It’s me, Mike and I’m handing off duties to A GIRL!!! She’ll blog Fear The Walking Dead!! It’ll be good. Trust me (or not – it’s my fucking site).
**PRE SEASON PREMIERE CONTENT**
7:20pm: Mike has *foolishly* given me the reigns for my own little post about #FEARTheWalkingDead….AKA…something to keep you busy till #THEWalkingDead comes back….aka…AMC Fodder….aka….almost as good as THE Walking Dead but not as good….aka…back when people still cared about other humans and would run into helicopter roto blades to save their squads……(no I’m NOT watching the first season finale)…maybe…..yes….a little…..OK…ALOT!
7:30pm: It is unfortunate that my /almost favorite tv The 100, whored out their star talent Alycia Debnam-Carey (….please spell you’re name right, you’re not THAT black) to #FEARtwd and now have made her permanently available for AMC, a talent mongering channel. ***NO SPOILERS HERE****
My ponderings for Season 2:
- Can Daniel let his inner bad ass out? We all know he’s knows the darkside….feel the hate!
- Why does Madison hold back on telling others of the seriousness she sees in everything?
- Nick himself mentioned that it seemed like everyone else was waking up to his world. The world he saw as an addict and couldn’t connect to. Why does his mom able to see the same things but fight to suppress it?
- What about Travis? Mr. Play-Things-By-The-Book-Dude. We’ve seen how that plays out in #TWD…..either you die or adapt…but how much of a badass can/will you be? Be you TRAVIS….be the best you, you can be.
- ARE we really going to spend part of the season on a boat? Because I did NOT pack my swimsuit for this season. I found a really nice machete and even started growing my hair out for dreads because that’s what a bad ass black female needs to do to fight (sleep) her way to the top. *naw fuck that. MACHONNE is a true badass* I wouldn’t cross her on my best day!
- I didn’t even pack my sunscreen. Granted….SPF 15….black people burn too!
- Did Ofelia die? Because according to historical records and literature, she should be helpful. (glad this #FEARtwd marathon is on) lol
- I don’t trust this Victor character. Successful black man with a nice house on the beach….FALSE!!! Before the apocalypse that was rare…after the apocalypse….yeah…ok….show me a 70 degree day in Chicago in April and I’ll show you a dream….oh….wait…
- Back to Madison…there is something about Madison…..
“Homework vs #FEARtwd”….HOW is this a question? If you’re asking this question you should do your homework MANCHILD….bc a real man could deal with the repercussions of staying up late on a school night…
AND HERE WE GO!!!!
**CUE SEASON 2 of FEAR THE WALKING DEAD**
8:02pm:
- “I’m on a boat. I’m on a m^&$fu$#in BOAT!” Excuse me….I meant dirigible…
- Chris….you’re watching your dad struggle to survive while putting rock on your dead mom…your priorities are messed up dude…I volunteer you for Zombie Tribute…
- Nick is +5 points this episode for the propeller blade to the zombie face move.
- Is it me or did anyone else notice the STAR TREK-esque comm station behind Victor as they pulled away from shore?
- ***running upstairs to hide her red shirt***
Who is the Preacher?
8:14pm:
- For the record, I am VERY ok with not stopping for a bunch of illegal boat immigrants…..unless there is an engineer on that boat…then fuck everyone else….let’s hook up with that engineer.
- It was the right choice to leave those people behind. Why is this conversation being brought up again?
- Alicia? After all we’ve been through in #The100 why are you seduced by some random teenager on the intra-radios?! no profile pic, no vine, not a snapchat….not one Instagram photo! WTF!? Adele even has a song about “Hello,” *facepalm*
8:21pm
- bruh….let her go….I know it’s your mom and all…but damn….a body ain’t helping anyone.
- and I know, it’s psychological play out….your dad and mom divorced…your dad was there when she died….he seems to not grieve but you’re over compensating because you feel the need to put on that display…
- fuck psychology. i’m a business major.
- So we’re fishing. On the back of the boat. With mommas boy and Daniel…”your mom…” replied with “your wife”
- WHO left Alicia alone with the radio. Is like late night love hour on Q101?! (Chicago area reference)
- So after the heart to heart chat….she asks if the disembodied voice has lost anyone……I can see episodes from now that question being “How many people have you killed?
**PREACHER CLIP**
Am I the only one thinking of all the child in Africa that could have benefited from all that corn that car destroyed? That corn could have fueled at least a couple hours of infomercials….
8:31pm Back on the boat
- mumbled voices from a stick wheel that is driving itself…jeeeezus Madison…let the man have a moment (YES, I said it!)
- it’s a small boat…how is Alicia carrying on a long conversation with some random radio boy voice….all he’s getting is information….someone put her in timeout! CUT her privileges!
- he’s single….HOOK…LINE….SINNNNKEEEERRR!!! CUT HER OFF!!!
- Chris (Mommas Boy, Son of Travis) has at least a quarter of a ball…..and can dump his dead mother over board. I’m not making light of losing a beloved….just that…she’s been dead at least 24 hours on a boat….off the coast of Cali…headed to San Diego…..she has to be stinking by now…
So far….the slowest segment so far in the episode…I wonder how they nail us next?
8:42pm
- Oh fuck…she wants to save “Jack,” we’ve seen this movie #titanic
- i’m guessing she gave away their position
- *Pause Please* for a deep conversation between the guy that will the hero (Nick) and the guy that will propel our hero like Shane did (Victor).
- Cut to a peaceful scenery. Everyone sitting down to eat, drinks being poured, people talking…imagine…something beautiful amongst the chaos. A turkey being cut even. AND then…..something will shatter that peace….*pause* wait for it….!!!
- an attempted suicide……
- will there be a submarine….or swimming dead people…?
- WHO let her have the radio again!?
- “It’s ok Alicia, I’ve got you. I’ll see you soon.”
- Heffer?! You don’t even bother to tell anyone about that CONVO?!!!!
- ugghhh….STOOOOPID!
- and Nick takes a swim with mommas boy and floats dangerously close to a walker…..uh ohhhh
- AND…..cue…..commercial break…..fuck you AMC
8:56pm
- Am I the only one seeing visions of Jaws? As Chris looks for people?
- how does he hear voices in the middle of water? Crack head!!!!
- there is a fog rolling in….
- this is ALL your fault Alicia….
- i’m not blaming the girl….but….I am….and i’m a girl….
- I would slap her if I could….
…..and /endscene
9:01pm:
All in all, a decent episode. There could have been more “this-is-my-house” THE Walking Dead style violence and horror to establish the season premiere BUT…an episode that can hold it’s own.
I’ve been told from a reputable source (Mike) that reading this is funny after watching the entire episode in full. Who knows? I’m not sure if it matters. lol It’s here if you wanna read zombie reactions from a girl (who does Jiu-Jitsu); which I haven’t had to use yet in #TWD….
HAVE a great week fellas and I’ll see you on SUNDAY!
-THE Method
