Trump Almost Ruining Santa was like Harambe Shaking the Kid’s Hand
Merry Christmas from the former President of the United States.
Why “Season’s Greetings” Actually is The War On Christmas
You're all gonna be ok so enjoy the ham and cookies.
THE TRUE STORY OF THANKSGIVING
No commie shit here.
A First Time for Everything
The trick is to keep breathing.
We’re All Alive and Scared
A Bad Boss gives hope that there could one day be a Good one.
STOP ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO VOTE
Asking millions of idiots their opinion is a bad idea.
Never Forget 9/11
A terrible tragedy.
Celebrating Labor Day’s Commie Loving History
Hotdogs, Apple Pie, Chevrolet, and the Commies out to Destroy Freedom.
Take Off Your Red Pants (how I learned to pay women $.77)
Why women need to learn to dress like men to be true equals in the workforce.
Where would you like to have never been from?
A Passage from No Country for Old Men