I am not, to my knowledge, a father. I do not know all the ins and outs of being a father or parenting in general. I don’t know what exactly you have to do to raise a smart, emotionally balanced child.
But I know you shouldn’t do this. Before you watch the video below, in case you haven’t already, take a good look at the image above. It represents a moment, and not a proud one, in that father’s life. Fortunately, the nature of the moment and the fallout indicate the child won’t remember.
But the kid will have this video to shove in his dad’s face every Father’s Day to show why he didn’t give his dad a card.