It’s now understandable why President Trump thought you need ID to buy groceries in the United States. The embarrassing comment, made at a rally in Florida, has garnered even more sets of rolling eyes for Trump but thanks to a new report out of Washington we know why he made this mistake.
It seems when he allegedly paid Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal to keep quiet about their sexual relationship, they asked for ID to ensure Trump wasn’t passing off a bad check on them.
Trump’s staff has since sat down with him and explained how grocery shopping works with some Fisher Price cash registers and plastic groceries purchased at a local Wal-Mart. There’s even talk that President Trump will be going grocery shopping soon and if he behaves he’ll get to pick out one candy at check out.
Stay tuned to halfguarded for more reports.
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