I will give the people behind slender man a lot of credit: they’ve done a remarkable job of taking work with some Internet message board geeks random cry for attention and it turned into a multi million dollar machine. That’s why I wasn’t surprised at all when a Hollywood agent told us on the condition of anonymity that they were definitely doing slender man too.
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Do You Want to Watch Slender Man 2?
Will There Be a Slender Man 2
Of course there will. I mean they made a fucking video game out of this thing. And everyone knows it is just made up. Yet just treated as if it’s a real social phenomena. This is fucking baffling to me.
Slender Man 2 RUMORS
Like seriously when I first heard about slender man it was with those girls fucking killed someone in Wisconsin over it. I was like what the fuck is this shit? I assumed it was some sort of mysterious Internet meme with no known origin and maybe this was like the movie version of a prequel to eating tide pods. But then I discovered that some guy was always known as the creator. That made me a little disappointed. And then I saw that they have a mother fucking video game for this thing. They made a video game out of Internet meme. And people wonder why the world is the way that it is. We all deserve this. We’re not even going to Blair witch Project style where they were pretending we were all in on it like with pro wrestling. These days we are all just getting intentionally scared by an Internet message board memes.
Possible Slender Man 2 Names
- Big Boned Man
- Jenny Craig Man
- Suck It In Man
- Slenderman 2: Thinning The Herd
Who’s directing Slender Man 2?
anyone at all. You could do it. Your mom. Some dude who has only directed video games like silent hill. Anyone.
The Slender Man 2 Writers
probably the guy from the Internet message board. Maybe this means that Reddit get a writing credit for a movie now.
Slender Man 2 Pictures
Slender Man 2 Trailer
Slender Man 2 Release Date
October of 2020. Hit that Halloween vibe and shit for when people are in the mood.
Slender Man 2 Cast
It doesn’t matter at all. They’re just gonna find some girl that looks like she’s 13 but in reality is probably 27 and desperate for one last run of attention. And we will all watch it because it will still be good. I don’t know why I assume will be a girl maybe because of all the previous killed of people after being exposed to slender man.
Should you see Slender Man 2?
I think you go see it if only to contribute to the continuing decay society itself. It’s not even like the stuff is low quality or anything of that sort. But it is remarkable how we have embraced a slide into historical mediocrity. And I am on the front of the sled.
Slender Man 2 Box Office Predictions
if there is any justice in the world it will make $90 million on a $5 million budget because we need to keep a system that is propped up by low cost and high profit horror movies. I love this time. We are living in the world of camp.
Final Thoughts on Slender Man 2
remember to buy popcorn when you watch a movie that has already been responsible for somebody being murdered.
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