• MMA News
  • Entertainment
    • Luke Evans Upcoming Movies
      • Dracula Untold 2
      • Immortals 2
      • The Three Musketeers 2
      • Beauty and the Beast 2
      • Lord of the Rings Streaming Series
      • No One Lives 2
      • High Rise 2
    • Adam Sandler Upcoming Movies
      • Grown Ups 3
      • Happy Gilmore 2
      • Billy Madison 2
      • The Do-Over 2
      • Sandy Wexler 2
    • Nicolas Cage Upcoming Movies
      • National Treasure 3
      • Ghost Rider 3
      • Con Air 2
      • The Croods 2
      • The Croods 3
      • The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 2
      • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2
      • Drive Angry 2
      • Season of the Witch 2
    • Kevin Hart Upcoming Movies
      • Central Intelligence 2
      • Night School 2
      • Get Hard 2
      • The Secret Life of Pets 2
      • The Secret Life of Pets 3
    • Alex Pettyfer Upcoming Movies
      • I Am Number 4 Sequel
      • In Time 2 / About Time 2
    • Will Smith Upcoming Movies
      • Hancock 2
      • I Am Legend 2
      • Suicide Squad 2
      • Wild Wild West 2
      • Bright Sequel
      • Independence Day 3
    • Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Movies
      • Skyscraper 2
      • Moana 2
      • Rampage 2
      • Baywatch 2
      • Hurricane Heist 2
    • Upcoming Movies
      • Jack Reacher 3
      • Chappie 2
      • District 9 Sequel
      • Belko Experiment 2
      • Taken 4
      • Battleship 2
      • The Commuter 2
      • Ice Age 6
      • Looper 2
      • Sleepless 2
      • Horrible Bosses 3
      • Vampire Academy 2
      • Zombieland 2
      • Jumper 2
      • John Wick 4
      • Salt 2
      • Night at the Museum 4
      • Goonies 2
  • The Other Half
  • Podcasts
  • Store
    • Cart
    • Checkout
HalfGuarded
Advertisement
  • MMA News
  • Entertainment
    • Luke Evans Upcoming Movies
      • Dracula Untold 2
      • Immortals 2
      • The Three Musketeers 2
      • Beauty and the Beast 2
      • Lord of the Rings Streaming Series
      • No One Lives 2
      • High Rise 2
    • Adam Sandler Upcoming Movies
      • Grown Ups 3
      • Happy Gilmore 2
      • Billy Madison 2
      • The Do-Over 2
      • Sandy Wexler 2
    • Nicolas Cage Upcoming Movies
      • National Treasure 3
      • Ghost Rider 3
      • Con Air 2
      • The Croods 2
      • The Croods 3
      • The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 2
      • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2
      • Drive Angry 2
      • Season of the Witch 2
    • Kevin Hart Upcoming Movies
      • Central Intelligence 2
      • Night School 2
      • Get Hard 2
      • The Secret Life of Pets 2
      • The Secret Life of Pets 3
    • Alex Pettyfer Upcoming Movies
      • I Am Number 4 Sequel
      • In Time 2 / About Time 2
    • Will Smith Upcoming Movies
      • Hancock 2
      • I Am Legend 2
      • Suicide Squad 2
      • Wild Wild West 2
      • Bright Sequel
      • Independence Day 3
    • Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Movies
      • Skyscraper 2
      • Moana 2
      • Rampage 2
      • Baywatch 2
      • Hurricane Heist 2
    • Upcoming Movies
      • Jack Reacher 3
      • Chappie 2
      • District 9 Sequel
      • Belko Experiment 2
      • Taken 4
      • Battleship 2
      • The Commuter 2
      • Ice Age 6
      • Looper 2
      • Sleepless 2
      • Horrible Bosses 3
      • Vampire Academy 2
      • Zombieland 2
      • Jumper 2
      • John Wick 4
      • Salt 2
      • Night at the Museum 4
      • Goonies 2
  • The Other Half
  • Podcasts
  • Store
    • Cart
    • Checkout
No Result
View All Result
  • MMA News
  • Entertainment
    • Luke Evans Upcoming Movies
      • Dracula Untold 2
      • Immortals 2
      • The Three Musketeers 2
      • Beauty and the Beast 2
      • Lord of the Rings Streaming Series
      • No One Lives 2
      • High Rise 2
    • Adam Sandler Upcoming Movies
      • Grown Ups 3
      • Happy Gilmore 2
      • Billy Madison 2
      • The Do-Over 2
      • Sandy Wexler 2
    • Nicolas Cage Upcoming Movies
      • National Treasure 3
      • Ghost Rider 3
      • Con Air 2
      • The Croods 2
      • The Croods 3
      • The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 2
      • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2
      • Drive Angry 2
      • Season of the Witch 2
    • Kevin Hart Upcoming Movies
      • Central Intelligence 2
      • Night School 2
      • Get Hard 2
      • The Secret Life of Pets 2
      • The Secret Life of Pets 3
    • Alex Pettyfer Upcoming Movies
      • I Am Number 4 Sequel
      • In Time 2 / About Time 2
    • Will Smith Upcoming Movies
      • Hancock 2
      • I Am Legend 2
      • Suicide Squad 2
      • Wild Wild West 2
      • Bright Sequel
      • Independence Day 3
    • Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Movies
      • Skyscraper 2
      • Moana 2
      • Rampage 2
      • Baywatch 2
      • Hurricane Heist 2
    • Upcoming Movies
      • Jack Reacher 3
      • Chappie 2
      • District 9 Sequel
      • Belko Experiment 2
      • Taken 4
      • Battleship 2
      • The Commuter 2
      • Ice Age 6
      • Looper 2
      • Sleepless 2
      • Horrible Bosses 3
      • Vampire Academy 2
      • Zombieland 2
      • Jumper 2
      • John Wick 4
      • Salt 2
      • Night at the Museum 4
      • Goonies 2
  • The Other Half
  • Podcasts
  • Store
    • Cart
    • Checkout
HalfGuarded
No Result
View All Result
HalfGuarded
No Result
View All Result

The Big Short Trailer – aka: I want to sleep with this movie

Coughlin by Coughlin
September 22, 2015
in Entertainment: Movie News, Previews & More!, Movie Previews, Movies
0
The-Big-Short-Trailer

@MichaelCoughlin & @HalfGuarded

 

Most movies are designed to entertain.  Some of them want to inform but mostly they should make you feel an emotion.  Without emotion they’re just documentaries and no one watches those.  The Big Short is Magic Mike for those of us comfortable enough in our heterosexuality that we would like to have sex with men.  Why, you might ask, would a manly man such as myself want to have sex with a movie?

 

RelatedPosts

3A_serbian_film_006

Why Horror Movies Today Suck

October 25, 2023
Halloween Havoc - scary pro wrestling

The 10 Greatest Horror-Themed Wrestlers Of All-Time!

October 25, 2023
smoking

Thank You for Smoking

September 26, 2023
robocop

“BITCHES LEAVE”

September 8, 2023

The Big Short Cast

The cast of the big short is primarily Brad Pitt, Christian Bale, and Ryan Gosling.  They are man-candy. (It also has Steve Carrell but whatever, no one wants to sleep with a guy who was a little too believable as a 40 Year Old Virgin.)  For all the hang wringing (rightfully so, one imagines) over the sexualization of women in the media – how we reduce human beings to nothing more than airbrushed sex fantasies – I give you the male equivalent:

 

The-Big-Short-Trailer

 

You want to have sex with that.  All of us do.  But, after sex, what do you do?  Smoking is too expensive so you watch a movie.  The Big Short is a movie.  You can watch the movie after your manage a four.

 

The Big Short Plot

The film is based on a book written by Michael Lewis, who wrote The Blind Side and Moneyball so you kind of know the tone of what this will be going in.  He’s subbing in Wall Street for sports so it probably won’t reinvent the wheel.  It’s also “based on” (i.e., we read an article about this, saw that there was a book, figured the book was good, bought the rights so we can pretend a probably better researched book is the basis, but then just made up shit so we could feature The Sex Trio a lot) a true story.  Long and short, these guys all see that the housing bubble that fucked things up last decade was a house of cards and decided to short it.  I don’t know exactly how one “shorts” things other than it’s betting that a stock will go down.  Broadly speaking.  I would go down on them.

 

The-Big-Short-Trailer

 

It’ll portray The Sex Trio as rebels who go against the establishment and all that.  Outsiders who are quirky and smarter than everyone else (Moneyball but with the excitement of a stock ticker!).  In reality?  I don’t know.  I could probably look it up but my guess is they were traders, probably smart and with some money already, who saw what others did.  They aren’t the only ones who won when others lost.

 

Also: weird to see Big Hollywood make a movie like this.  Seriously.  They’re portraying it as the Little Guy fights Big Banking but exploiting and making money while the economy collapses is like how a lot of rich people made money – and usually they’re presented as greedy fat cats getting over at the expense of the little guy.  Maybe The Sex Trio will help at soup kitchens and all that so we feel better about them making money.  Remember: Sex Trio makes money = good; non-Sex Trio makes money = bad.

 

The Big Short Trailer now presented for you in all it’s glory.

 

 

 

The Big Short is directed by Adam McKay, who previously directed Anchorman, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, and Step Brothers so this is clearly his genre.  I didn’t see a release date so, yes, The Big Short is coming soon.  As are we all.

 

The-Big-Short-Trailer

 

 

Related posts

  1. Ex Machina 2 | 2017 | Movie Trailer, Release Date & More – Will there be an Ex Machina 2?
  2. Deadpool Trailer movie trailer leaked
  3. Jack Reacher 3 | 2019 | Movie Trailer, Rumors, Release Date & More – Will there be a Jack Reacher 3 movie?
  4. Deadpool Movie Trailer Released – the whole thing, not just the teaser
Previous Post

Top Ten Greatest Inventions Ever - Top Ten Tuesday

Next Post

Jon Jones pleads guilty soon and is set to return to UFC - book it (or plea it)

Related Posts

3A_serbian_film_006
Entertainment: Movie News, Previews & More!

Why Horror Movies Today Suck

by JSwift
October 25, 2023
2

It’s long past time genre movies starting reflecting our real world fears again - not the same old paranormal bullcrap.

Halloween Havoc - scary pro wrestling
Entertainment: Movie News, Previews & More!

The 10 Greatest Horror-Themed Wrestlers Of All-Time!

by JSwift
October 25, 2023
0

A celebration of the gnarliest, grisliest and most ghoulish gimmicks to ever make their way into the squared circle.

smoking

Thank You for Smoking

September 26, 2023
Next Post

Jon Jones pleads guilty soon and is set to return to UFC - book it (or plea it)

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

The Latest:

  • THE TRUE STORY OF THANKSGIVING
  • We’re All Alive and Scared
  • Where would you like to have never been from?
  • Why Horror Movies Today Suck
  • The 10 Greatest Horror-Themed Wrestlers Of All-Time!
  • How a Social Justice Warrior Appropriated the Catholic Church’s Culture
  • Hamas has a fake tank
  • Luke Evans Movies
  • Dracula Untold Sequel
  • Immortals Sequel
  • Beauty and the Beast Sequel
  • Rio 3
  • Grown Ups 3
  • Chappie Sequel
  • Horrible Bosses 3
  • The Three Musketeers Sequel

© 2023 JNews - Premium WordPress news & magazine theme by Jegtheme.

No Result
View All Result
  • MMA News
  • Entertainment
    • Luke Evans Upcoming Movies
      • Dracula Untold 2
      • Immortals 2
      • The Three Musketeers 2
      • Beauty and the Beast 2
      • Lord of the Rings Streaming Series
      • No One Lives 2
      • High Rise 2
    • Adam Sandler Upcoming Movies
      • Grown Ups 3
      • Happy Gilmore 2
      • Billy Madison 2
      • The Do-Over 2
      • Sandy Wexler 2
    • Nicolas Cage Upcoming Movies
      • National Treasure 3
      • Ghost Rider 3
      • Con Air 2
      • The Croods 2
      • The Croods 3
      • The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 2
      • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2
      • Drive Angry 2
      • Season of the Witch 2
    • Kevin Hart Upcoming Movies
      • Central Intelligence 2
      • Night School 2
      • Get Hard 2
      • The Secret Life of Pets 2
      • The Secret Life of Pets 3
    • Alex Pettyfer Upcoming Movies
      • I Am Number 4 Sequel
      • In Time 2 / About Time 2
    • Will Smith Upcoming Movies
      • Hancock 2
      • I Am Legend 2
      • Suicide Squad 2
      • Wild Wild West 2
      • Bright Sequel
      • Independence Day 3
    • Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Movies
      • Skyscraper 2
      • Moana 2
      • Rampage 2
      • Baywatch 2
      • Hurricane Heist 2
    • Upcoming Movies
      • Jack Reacher 3
      • Chappie 2
      • District 9 Sequel
      • Belko Experiment 2
      • Taken 4
      • Battleship 2
      • The Commuter 2
      • Ice Age 6
      • Looper 2
      • Sleepless 2
      • Horrible Bosses 3
      • Vampire Academy 2
      • Zombieland 2
      • Jumper 2
      • John Wick 4
      • Salt 2
      • Night at the Museum 4
      • Goonies 2
  • The Other Half
  • Podcasts
  • Store
    • Cart
    • Checkout

© 2023 JNews - Premium WordPress news & magazine theme by Jegtheme.