It’s Pixar. They could have a plot that says “A boy and a sentient tree become friends and bond” and you would say “That’ll be good and what a concept!” Because, along with Marvel, Pixar basically doesn’t miss. Ever. And while I’m sad they decided that franchising things was their future, making sequels where no sequel was needed, it’s still the people that made me openly weep in a movie theater during Up! I hate you Pixar. I hate you so much. Ruined that popcorn and made me a snotty mess in front of all those little kids who judged me.
I also hate you, punk teenagers. You’ll know that feeling some day, I know you will.
HOW IS IT DESCRIBED BY THOSE WHO KNOW BETTER
The Good Dinosaur” asks the question: What if the asteroid that forever changed life on Earth missed the planet completely and giant dinosaurs never became extinct? Pixar Animation Studios takes you on an epic journey into the world of dinosaurs where an Apatosaurus named Arlo makes an unlikely human friend. While traveling through a harsh and mysterious landscape, Arlo learns the power of confronting his fears and discovers what he is truly capable of.
WILL YOU CRY?
Like, COME ON, that’s gonna be good. If I was a parent – and that I’m not is proof of the Devine – tI’d be so happy Pixar makes movies I can take my kids too that don’t also suck and make me want to kill myself. (Btw, implied is that there are non-good dinosaurs. Heck, even that a good one is an anomaly.) Anyways, I present The Good Dinosaur 2 Trailer:
WHO IS BEHIND THIS CRY INDUCING EVIL?
The Good Dinosaur is directed by Peter Sohn, in his first feature length film. The film was actually conceived and directed for a time by Bob Peterson, who did Up! so … I’m gonna cry again. It voice stars a bunch of people, none of whom are big. If names but you’d recognize them. The Good Dinosaur debuts November 25, 2015 – so that’s what you parents are doing Thanksgiving weekend.