OK. Maybe this will be taken down quickly, as is the way, but before it is: DEADPOOL TRAILER! It honestly is about as perfect as you can expect a character who is basically what happens if Bugs Bunny, Spider-Man, and a munitions factory all fucked in a disgusting yet intriguing 3-sum.
I mean, yeah, we’ve all been there but sheesh. DMX is used as music, unironically, which is good. And there’s swearing and violence and stabbing and Ryan Reynolds desperately trying to apologize for the abortion that was Deadpool in that one Wolverine film. Yeah, between that and Green Lantern, dude has a shit-ton of fucking “sorrys” to issue. Forever. I’m barely even sure why he’s a star at this point. I know he is, because I see him around, and he can be charming and funny and was also the world’s most perfect person to play Deadpool but I honestly cannot think of the last time he did something I remember seeing.
I checked his IMDB page and I remember seeing Adventureland but don’t remember him. Besides, that was almost a DECADE ago. He did that thing with Sandra Bullock, but I didn’t see it. And the one where he was buried alive. Also didn’t see it. I liked Two Guys and a Girl though.
Some official statement or whatever said the trailer will be out in 3 weeks, but, like, c’mon. A dude gets a pretty good shot of the thing from Comic Con, posts it on the internet, and isn’t immediately arrested and sent to Gitmo – as is our way these days?
So, it’s probably part of a viral campaign. Like the Suicide Squad trailer, also released, also available to view.
Directed by Tim Miller, Deadpool is … wait, it’s like his first big film? Ever. Shit.
Deadpool stars Reynolds and Morena Baccarin, who is on Gotham and is attractive.
So the leaked trailer disappeared, but it’s now officially released!