Tim Kennedy was in the military, in case you hadn’t been told by himself every day he said anything anywhere ever. He also doesn’t like the UFC and wants to be in Bellator. Oh, and he is hunting Hitler. Yes, that’s Hitler. The one who died many decades ago. No, you haven’t missed a news story where we found Hitler banging Bigfoot or something. Here, I’ll let Kennedy explain:
“I was like, wait, Hitler died in 1945,” Kennedy told MMAjunkie. “Everybody knows this. This is ridiculous, and I don’t want to waste my time with some stupid conspiracy stuff. But the more involved I got, and the more research they sent me, the more questions it raised.”
As a result of this – really – he flew to South America to investigate where Adolf might’ve lived. I’m guessing Argentina was high on the list. I also guess – just a guess, mind you – that they found nothing.
“I have so many of these opportunities right now. If you want me to fight, you’ve got to give me a guy I can’t wait to sink my teeth into. Otherwise, it’s not worth it. I don’t need the money. I make way more money doing this stuff, and I don’t get brain damage traveling to some of the most beautiful places on the planet with a $2 million-per-episode budget trying to find a war criminal. It’s way more fun.”
He knows he doesn’t get any of the $2million, right? I guess this is what happens when you don’t capture Osama – you go looking for dudes who died before most of our parents were born.