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212 by Azealia Banks; AKA: GUESS WHAT’S STUCK IN MIKE’S HEAD?!

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I love this video and especially Azealia Banks. She’s batshit crazy, in a good way. She’s previously declared that the US should give $100 trillion (with a T) in reparations for black folks. She then said she supported Trump, backed off and said she didn’t, and then celebrated when he won.

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She is also known for her feud with that Australian chick who pretends to be black. The one who got cheated on by a low level shitty Laker.

 

This video though … holy balls. The way she dances captivates me:

 

azealia banks dancing

 

And while her eyes have a life to them, it’s her mouth I cannot get out of my head. She has a smile as majestic as an Alaskan sunrise; one of those you have to simply see to believe. I could watch her speak for hours on end. Her lips hypnotize me – and I’m aware of the dangers of complimenting or commenting on a black person’s lips, k?

 

I have to go, uh, lift weights … what? You enjoy the video while I get ripped.

 

 

212 by Azealia Banks

 

 

212 by Azealia Banks Lyrics

Hey, I can be the answer
I’m ready to dance when the vamp up
And when I hit that dip get your camera
You can see I been that bitch since the pamper
And that I am that young sis the beacon
The bitch who wants to compete and
I can freak a fit that pump with the peep and
You know what your bitch become when her weave in
I just wanna sip that punch with your peeps and
Sit in that lunch if you’re treatin’
Kick it with the bitch who comes from Parisian
She know where I get mine from and the season
Now she wanna lick my plum in the evenin’
And fit that tongue tongue d-deep in
I guess that cunt gettin’ eaten
I guess that cunt gettin’ eaten
I guess that cunt gettin’ eaten
I guess that cunt gettin’ eaten
I guess that cunt gettin’…

 

I was in the 212
On the uptown A
Nigga you know what’s up
Or don’t you?
Word to who made ya
I’m a rude bitch nigga
What are you made up of?
I’m a eat your food up boo
I could bust your 8
I’m a do one too
Fuck you gone do?
I want you to make bucks
I’m a look right nigga
Bet you do want to fuck
Fuck em like you do want to cum
Your gay to get discovered in my 2 1 deuce
Cock-a-lickin’ in the water by the blue bayou
Caught the warm goo
In your doo-rag too son?
Nigga you’re a kool-aid dude
Plus your bitch might lick it
Wonder who let you come to 1 2
With your doo-doo crew son
Fuck, are you into, huh?
Niggas better ohh run-run
You could get shot homie
If you do want to put your guns up
Tell your crew don’t front
I’m a hoodlum nigga
You know you were too once
Bitch I’m ’bout to blew up too
I’m the one today
I’m the new shit boo
Young Rapunzel
Who are you bitch, new lunch?
I’m a ruin you cunt
I’m a ruin you cunt
I’m a ruin you cunt
I’m a ruin you cunt

 

A-yo, A-yo,
I heard you ridin’ with the same tall, tall tale
Tellin’ em you made some
Sayin’ you runnin’ but you ain’t goin’ no where
Why you procrastinate girl?
You got a lot but you just waste all yourself
They’ll forget your name soon
And won’t nobody be to blame but yourself, yeah

 

What you gone do when I appear?
W-when I premier?
Bitch the end of your life are near
This shit been mine, mine
What you gone do when I appear?
W-when I premier?
Bitch the end of your life are near
This shit been mine, mine

 

Bitch I’m in the 212
With the 5th cocked nigga
It’s the 2 1 zoo
Fuck you gone do
When your goons sprayed up
Bet his bitch won’t get em
Betcha you won’t do much
See even if you do want to bust
Your bitch’ll get you cut and touch your crew up too
Pop you playin’ with your butter
Like your boo won’t chew
Cock the gun too
Where you do eat poon hun
I’m fuckin’ with your cutie q
What’s your dick like homie?
What are you into?
What’s the run dude?
Where do you wake up?
Tell your bitch keep hatin’
I’m a new one too, huh?
See I remember you when you were
The young new face but you do like to
Slumber don’t you?
Now your boo up too hun
I’m a ruin you cunt

 

What you gone do when I appear?
W-when I premier?
Bitch the end of your lives are near
This shit been mine, mine
What you gone do when I appear?
W-when I premier?
Bitch the end of your lives are near
This shit been mine, mine
This shit been mine, mine
This shit been mine, mine

 

BUY 212 by Azealia Banks

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