They are the raison d’etre for most men. They are life itself. Tits. We all love them, even if only for the aesthetic appreciation of it all. Plus, uh, October is breast cancer awareness month. Breast cancer is bad. My mother had it and as of last year is twenty-billion years (!!!) free so yay for her! The word must be spread. And so, in an effort to further educate the world as part of our Top Ten series we present: the TOP TEN TITS OF ALL TIME.
TOP TEN TITS: ONE
Look at it: full of life, beautiful in its simplicity. Magnificent.
TOP TEN TITS: TWO
The only thing better than one tit? TWO TITS!
TOP TEN TITS: THREE
The only thing better than two tits? THREE TITS!
TOP TEN TITS: FOUR
Dark skinned tits can be fantastic as well, of course.
TOP TEN TITS: FIVE
Not all tits are the same size, of course. But regardless of size, they are always still a sight to behold – and something to be held!
TOP TEN TITS: SIX
In time, some tits hang a bit more than others but they are still a gift from God.
TOP TEN TITS: SEVEN
Au natural was never more appropriate than with this tit, which looks like a cold witch!
TOP TEN TITS: EIGHT
It’s true: cameras are often drawn to tits.
TOP TEN TITS: NINE
A multi-racial tit should be respected as it can often bring the best of all worlds!
TOP TEN TITS: TEN
What do you expect? We did TOP TEN DICKS and TOP TEN BALLS so of course we did one for tits.
