We’re All Alive and Scared
A Bad Boss gives hope that there could one day be a Good one.
STOP ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO VOTE
Asking millions of idiots their opinion is a bad idea.
Never Forget 9/11
A terrible tragedy.
Celebrating Labor Day’s Commie Loving History
Hotdogs, Apple Pie, Chevrolet, and the Commies out to Destroy Freedom.
Take Off Your Red Pants (how I learned to pay women $.77)
Why women need to learn to dress like men to be true equals in the workforce.
Where would you like to have never been from?
A Passage from No Country for Old Men
Another of modern society’s typical delusional failures
Like riding a bicycle underwater.
¡Happy Cinco de Mayo!
Te deseamos lo mejor.
The Cello: Wherein Man Kills Death Through Music
With a guilty foundation like a country built upon the conquered’s bones.
And Then Cat Had a Boat
A story of a dog and a cat and a boat and of happiness.