Dennis The Menace is just the word fucking nickname. Well, it should be the worst nickname but there are so, so many crappy ones in MMA that it probably isn’t top 20. Still, I live in a world where he wakes up and just calls himself “killer” or something. But what do I know, I’m just super smart and attractive with a monster dong.
This is the hyping up video time for the semi-main of Saturday’s UFC Salt Lake City show. Beats doing nothing, one supposes.
UFC SALT LAKE CITY CARD
- Heavyweight Chase Sherman vs. Justin Ledet
- Featherweight Cub Swanson vs. Tatsuya Kawajiri
- Featherweight Teruto Ishihara vs. Horacio Gutiérrez
- Lightweight David Teymur vs. Jason Novelli
- Heavyweight Viktor Pešta vs. Marcin Tybura
- Welterweight Court McGee vs. Dominique Steele
- Women’s Strawweight Maryna Moroz vs. Danielle Taylor
- Middleweight Trevor Smith vs. Joe Gigliotti
- Welterweight Santiago Ponzinibbio vs. Zak Cummings
- Middleweight Thales Leites vs. Chris Camozzi
- Featherweight Dennis Bermudez vs. Rony Jason
- Featherweight Yair Rodríguez vs. Alex Caceres