A lawyer is a guy who lies to teach you that lying is bad. You need to listen to them if you want to save the world; you can ignore them if you’re trying to change it.
Thank You for Smoking
I’m a horse.
A lawyer is a guy who lies to teach you that lying is bad. You need to listen to them if you want to save the world; you can ignore them if you’re trying to change it.
I had a cigarette once. I was 25 and drunk and thought, "Yeah, why not?" I smoked it and woke...
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