Thursday saw the first snowfall of the year in the D.C. area. Live video showed snowflakes swirling around the White House for the first time since August when Rosie O’Donnell and several broadway actors protested The President outside of the White House.
The years first snowfall came to the delight of children in the D.C. area as it does for any kid hoping for a day off from school. It’s also a reminder that the holiday season is upon us, further reason children love the first snowfall
of the year. One person who was not happy to see the snow is out fearless Commander in Chief Donald J. Trump.
As we’ve learned in recent days, Trump does not like the rain and apparently he is even less of a fan of snow. Trump reportedly looked out of his bedroom window this morning and let out a screech that rang through the White House waking Melania up in her room. The FLOTUS ran into Trump’s room to see what was wrong and he was curled up in the corner singing “Snow snow go away, please come back another day”.
After a few nice paint brush slaps from Melania, Trump snapped out of it and immediately took charge by declaring a state of emergency and locking himself in the secret doomsday room at the White House and called in The National Guard to protect him until the storm passes.
D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser thanked the President for the federal funding but said they’re well within budget to handle the quarter inch of snow on the ground.
President Trump responded by calling the Mayor a “weak dem who can’t lead in times of crisis” and for some unexplained reason said Mayor Bowser is “a fart machine with unlimited quarters who will never stop farting.”
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