As we did before, in our award winning docu-drama series HOW DID WE GET HERE, we present a series of UFC Fight Night Videos – completely free (I’d charge you if I could but the UFC would get mad, and you also likely wouldn’t pay me for any of these anyways). They highlight the headliners of tonight’s card as they make their grand journey from the middle or top of a card to once again the middle or top of a card. Shall we begin? We shall!
Of course I’m starting with the Sexiest Man Alive, Josh Thomson and his absolute clinic of Nate Diaz. Just a year earlier, Nate put on a clinic of his own when he easily outstruck Donald Cerrone. Then along came Thomson, making his UFC debut, and he made beating Nate look easy. Just a perfect mixture of kicks leading to a brilliant KO finish.
Or, as they say in Brazilian (shut up, I know): Josh Thomson dá um chute na cabeça de Diaz , seguido por uma onda de socos e punhos de martelo para selar o vencedor nocaute.
OK. Let’s do a headliner (ewww). Todd Duffee. I have a gif of one of his KOs in the preview piece. It’s basically the same length as this.
Back to the semi-main. Tony Ferguson, Mr. “I have the coolest nickname.” Long-ass free video here people. ENJOY! Or don’t. I can’t live life for you.
We didn’t give ol Rani Yahya enough love in the preview (read: no mention) but one of the most persistent grapplers in MMA just doing what he does best: juggling. And BJJing. No man – save maybe Ben Askren – is more obvious with his gameplan than Yahya. Here, he makes it work. Sometimes, it doesn’t. Will it again? DRAMATIC MUSIC!
Another guy we didn’t talk but you know him anyways: Scott Jorgensen. He goes out and wins. You’re watching this with the sound off hoping that nosy secretary doesn’t notice, aren’t you?
And that’s all. FOR NOW! Or is it? No, it is.