As we did in part one of this world-changing UFC 189 preview video docu-drama, which is, yes, just me posting UFC’s free videos and commenting on them, we now look at … CHAD MENDES! The other guy in the main-event. The man that can only cost the UFC $50,000,000.00.
OK. Starting a serious UFC 189 preview video docu-drama with Mendes just knocking out McKenzie isn’t fair but McKenzie just gets whooped so bad and I laughed. I’m a bad person, we all know this.
OK. Serious times now. When Mendes fought Clay Guida, it was Guida’s second fight at featherweight and the popular wildman from Borneo (who writes shit like that?) was, well, popular. The most impressive thing about this is that it is the first – and so far only – time that anyone has ever knocked out Guida.
And finally we finish up by looking at Chad’s last fight. A first round mauling of former featherweight title challenger Ricardo Lamas. Lamas is also from Illinois, just like Guida. I’M from Illinois… fuck you, Chad. For all the talk – rightfully – about the power McGregor has in his hands, Mendes has displayed some rare one-punch knock out power of his own. He’s still kind of short.
That’s it here. Obviously Chad is what you always knew he was: an elite wrestler who can end someone’s night with one punch. We’ll be back in just a few hours with part three. I know, you can’t wait!