Daniel Cormier is a dork. He gets his ass beat in the most humiliating loss of his life, then has the promotion give him his belt back like it’s a consolation prize, is cringeworthy on color commentary, and now he’s been reduced to hyping up his next title fight with … Volkan Oezdemir.
You poor, sad, sad, sad, and poor man.
Let me pause here.
I wrote all of that before watching the video, because the idea of what Cormier might do was embarrassing. I knew it involved Cormier and a reference to a rapper, and since he’s whiter than I am that won’t work well. Then I watched it…
Sweet baby Jeezuz, this man is SUCH A FUCKING DORK. FUCKING JEEZUZ! NEVER DO A FUCKING THING LIKE THIS AGAIN.
That was the audio equivalent of your dog dragging ass on new white carpet.