Kate McKinnon is one of the least funny people to ever have earned the reputation as “funny.” Jeezuz, why does she keep getting work? I mean, ok, fine, I know it’s because – and ONLY because – she enjoys the tangy taste of a vagina but fuck off with that shit. Her impressions suck; her characters are boring and unoriginal; and her entire way of being “funny” is based on making weird faces. But the joke is ALWAYS the same: this is funny because I’m a lesbian, right?
You’re not funny, go away, you suck, I do not like your work. Mila Kunis, however …
(Look, just because a source fed me some info on a sequel doesn’t mean I have to like it!)
(Note: This post is updated with all additional information as it becomes available so keep checking back for more!)
Do You Want to watch The Spy Who Dumped Me 2?
Will There Be The Spy Who Dumped Me 2?
Yes, of course. 1. MILA KUNIS IS A GOODESS! She and Emily Blunt are the only two women I’d leave my wife for. Well, if I was still married, that is. 2. No one wants to tell the dyke she’s not funny so there’s that too.
The Spy Who Dumped Me 2 RUMORS
I think they’ll flip the script and ironically make it so that these two are spies next time and they dump dudes (Mila does – no one cares about Kate). The dude will probably be someone awesome, like LUKE EVANS, and he’ll then be bumbling around as Mila does awesome comedy and funny action. People: it’s a summer comedy, it won’t reinvent jack shit. In fact, because it is just two chicks they have a lower bar because women aren’t funny and everyone knows it.
Possible The Spy Who Dumped Me 2 Names
- The Spy Who Pumped Me
- The Two-Timing Spy
- The Spies Who Dumped Me
- The Spy Who Shat Me Out
Who’s directing The Spy Who Dumped Me 2?
David Iserson and Susanna Fogel. Susanna directed the first one, with Davey Boy writing and producing and all that. No reason they can’t team up and direct the second movie too, know what I’m saying?
The Spy Who Dumped Me 2 Writers
Susanna Fogel and David Iserson wrote the first movie, though I suspect it was more Iserson doing the real work while Fogel just pretended like she had talent. She writes for some of those elitist New York magazines and stuff. She’s boring.
The Spy Who Dumped Me 2 Pictures
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The Spy Who Dumped Me 2 Release Date
August 30, 2021 is when you will 100% guaranteed see this movie. If I’m lying then may the good lord strike me down.
btw, this is what Wikipedia says about the first movie’s release date:
The film was originally scheduled to be released on July 6, 2018, but, after “a phenomenal test screening”, it was pushed back a month to August 3, 2018.
Yeah, I’m sure that’s why they delayed it.
The Spy Who Dumped Me 2 Cast
- Mila Kunis as Audrey, the only part of the movie that is worth watching
- Kate McKinnon as Morgan, who sucks. Should call her Mrs. Sucks
- Sam Heughan as Sebastian Henshaw (but only in a flashback)
The Spy Who Dumped Me 2 Box Office Projections
If they actually make a second film – and they will – I attribute ALL of the box office to horny dudes and lesbos. They both want to see more Mila, with the lesbians also wanting to support their own kind. Good for them.
Final Thoughts on The Spy Who Dumped Me 2
I know I could just re-watch Black Swan to get my Mila fix: I’m hooked.
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