Look what we have here, a bunch of canned quotes the UFC has provided leading up to UFC on FOX 23. I wonder what they’ll have to say.
Valentina, you’re from not-America. Many Europeans are big into sex. Are you?
Valentina Shevchenko: “It’s a very important…
My, my, aren’t we a naughty minx. How do you get in the mood?
Anyone ever told you anything about your body?
I feel very great.
Ms. Pena, we’ll turn our attention to you now. Are you more of a striker or a grappler?
Julianna Pena: “My mind is my biggest weapon in the Octagon.
Oh, ok. Do you throw it at them or something? Ooops, I’m sorry, go ahead.
My determination is my biggest weapon in the Octagon.
You know you can’t have two things be your biggest weapon. Biggest is a limiter, by definition.
I think, 110 percent,
OK, we’re still on this deal where you don’t understand abstract concepts. Nothing can be 110%. 100% is – again – by definition the most ever.
I can beat anyone at 135-pounds that steps in the Octagon with me.
You have two career losses.
Cowboy, you’re up!
Donald Cerrone: “I am so excited to fight at home, we’re going to blow the roof off this place on Saturday night. Home court, home turf, I don’t know what that means but I feel like I have some kind of advantage. I’m looking to finish; I’m looking for a second-round finish. Hopefully a win puts me in line for the number one contender.”
I actually don’t feel like picking your quote apart. Sorry.
Jorge Masvidal, when you have sex dreams about Cowboy, what do you dream?
I see me beating his ass
Arlovski, let me ask you –
it’s a little bit cold in Denver.
Aren’t you from Russia? And you lived in Chicago a long time? How can you think something is cold? Whatever. Thoughts on your opponent?
Francis is big, cocky
Well, that was gay.
Francis, what do you think of Arlovski?
strong and hard
Seriously, another gay joke?
I expect to finish him
AND ANOTHER? Grow up, Mike.
- Women’s Bantamweight Valentina Shevchenko vs. Julianna Peña
- Welterweight Donald Cerrone vs. Jorge Masvidal
- Heavyweight Andrei Arlovski vs. Francis Ngannou
- Featherweight Alex Caceres vs. Jason Knight
- Middleweight Nate Marquardt vs. Sam Alvey
- Bantamweight Raphael Assunção vs. Aljamain Sterling
- Welterweight Bobby Nash vs. Li Jingliang
- Light Heavyweight Luis Henrique da Silva vs. Jordan Johnson
- Middleweight Eric Spicely vs. Alessio Di Chirico
- Lightweight Jason Gonzalez vs. J.C. Cottrell
- Light Heavyweight Marcos Rogério de Lima vs. John Phillips
- Flyweight Alexandre Pantoja vs. Eric Shelton