Welcome to the latest installment of UFC 193 Embedded. OK, it’s the first one but I figured there’d be a bunch of them, as there normally are leading up to a big PPV. You know, usually 4-7 minutes, just a glimpse into the lives of those putting it all on the line to make a butt-ton of money. This one? FORTY-FIVE MINUTES! That’s basically a UFC Countdown show. Maybe it is and someone in the Zuffa marketing department fucked up and mislabeled it. But now it’s public so they have to do five part series of these things, all 45 minutes long.
WELCOME TO RONDA WEEK!
I swear, while we will cover her a lot, because he might be the biggest “combat sports” star on the earth right now, we’re gonna do everything we can here at halfguarded.com to give you something of a unique perspective on UFC 193. It isn’t going to just be, “Wow, that Ronda sure is great. You ever see how she beat all her opponents in 30 seconds?” We already have THIS up, a devastating reminder that Rousey is a fucking moron who believes in conspiracy theories (in addition to her inability to pick men).
Anyways. This is just UFC 193 Embedded maybe episode one of five. Let’s all pray it is. I just wanna see how far they can go with the Rousey hype train of death.
And the entire card for UFC 193? Why, it’s right here, as a reminder! How kind are we? (very)
UFC 193 LINEUP
UFC 193 MAIN CARD PPV featuring the most important fights 10et/9/8/7
- Ronda Rousey vs. Holly Holm for the UFC Women’s Bantamweight Championship
- Joanna Jedrzejczyk vs. Valerie Letourneau for the UFC Strawweight Championship
- Mark Hunt vs. Antonio Silva
- Uriah Hall vs. Robert Whittaker
- Jared Rosholt vs. Stefan Struve
UFC 193 PRELIM CARD on FS1 and so not as important 8et/7/6/5
- Akbarh Arreola vs. Jake Matthews
- Kyle Noke vs. Peter Sobotta
- Anthony Perosh vs. Gian Villante
- Danny Martinez vs. Richie Vaculik
UFC 193 PRELIM CARD on FIGHT PASS and therefore the least important 6:15 p.m. et/515/415/315
- Steven Kennedy vs. Richard Walsh
- Daniel Kelly vs. Steve Montgomery
- James Moontasri vs. Anton Zafir
- Ryan Benoit vs. Ben Nguyen