Walking Dead Love: GIRL POWER!

 

Folks, she’s back.  After last week, when she WIMPED OUT because she was too busy with a dog, the resident Angry Black Woman is here to do live blogging of The Walking Dead.  In that way she’s a living dead girl.

 

 

That doesn’t make much sense but I wanted to post the video.  Go with it.  Shut up.  Anyways.  From here on out, it’ll be all her.  I’m sure I’ll be ridiculed.

 

WALKING DEAD LOVE!!!

 

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7:58pm

Last weeks episode was stone cold killer tough.  We knew our group was pretty bad ass but they went all “get them before they get us” commando Rambo on ‘dem boyz.  But the Saviors also pulled out a little trickery and have Maggie and Carol….WHO WINS?!

Best music choice for the end of an episode btw.  Nothing says I killed a bunch of people in their sleep like a Hozier song.  HERE WE GO!

 

FYI, I still have the dog.  Mike is a dick!

 

8:05pm

Alright, the tone of this episode seems to be “Anything you can do, I can do better.” AKA  ladies night out in Walker Land.

 

Basically the first five minutes has been a comparison of the size of tits and who’s tit is worth more.  Mostly a *yawn* start with the recap of the last 5 min of last episode except from the Saviors POV.

 

 

8:15pm

I love Carol’s “helpless” routine….and for a sec I thought she really wanted that rosary.

 

That red headed bitch is driving me crazy.  Her voice is soo irritating.  Her fake posturing as she waits for backup.  I just want to punch her in the cooter.

 

I’m trying to decide how smart Carol is.  I know she is a survivor for sure.  Exposing that Maggie is pregnant has exposed a very interesting dynamic in the group of captors.  I see foreshadowing of where the link in the chain is going to be tested.

 

Still so far, a ho-hum episode

 

 

8:22pm

Dum dum DUMMMMMMM *the interrogation* by the cute chick.

 

New hashtag #WARCAROL  and when keeping it real goes wrong…..WALKING DEAD edition lol

 

I wonder when things will get poppin….’cause you know….I’m from Chicago….it’s not an episode until someone gets shot or their car gets jacked….lol

 

 

8:35pm

Slowest, episode ever.  Red hair bitch is keeps taunting Carol…..this cannot end well.  And now she’s giving Carol an inspirational speech on coffee beans…I hope Carol comes up with a fancy last line when she kills her.  I’m going to work on one just in case.

 

 

8:50pm

The trade is coming up and the captive bitch contingent is on the move.  I see #NoChillCarol emerging as we speak.  Holy shit, this could get EPIC.  Carol is free and runs and frees Maggie.  Maggie is insistent that they finish this as she undoes one of her wounded captors….I can’t believe that carol is looking on in disbelief at how #savage Maggie has become.  She has learned from the best.

 

NOW, this episode is getting somewhere.  Lots of blood.  Maggie and Carol are about the break out of the joint.  I just hope they both make it.  #TWD has a way of fucking with my dreams.

 

OH NO!!! CAROL is on TALKING DEAD!  I HOPE SHE DOESN’T DIE!!!!

 

 

8:59pm

Well…..it looks like Carol had to release her devil for a bit…even though she didn’t want to.  Maggie almost got sliced and Carol impaled the red headed hooker on a spike.  And oh….Carol also lured the Savior reinforcements to the “kill floor” and then burned them all.   WOW….just wow.  I thought last episode was bad but wow…..

 

I think Carol will be in line to be the next pacifist.  I think she is seeing that the group is becoming the “bad” guys.

 

Wow, a lot of process.  I hope you guys enjoyed tonight’s episode.  It was a snoozer till the last 10 min but really revealed a lot about a few main characters.

 

This is The Method, signing off. #staychill