A real girl, not like the one Lars had though.
7:50pm
I’m in the house boys and I’m ready to troll….I mean…report…the content of The Walking Dead. Getting cozy on the couch, got my drank by my side (yes, it’s ‘drank’ bc I’m blackrish but not grape drank). Ready up! 111111111111111 lol
7:56pm
Did we stop to think of the ecological repercussions of last episode?
8:00pm AND HERE WE GO!!!!!
Silence in the realm. Rick wants to show Carl the New World….shining shimmering splendid….
Major questions: Damn, a black and white pick of Carl but the baby isn’t grown up yet? WHERE HAS ALL THE TOOTHPASTE GONE?!
….It’s quiet…..too quiet….thus far…no one has died or fucked up….disappointing…
8:10pm
*watchman voice* 8pm and all is well!
Glenn’s chick is being all motherly to Enid. I’m seriously happy for Maggie though. I just hope she doesn’t give birth to a retarded zombie. That would be highly disappointing.
Mistake #1. I would’ve totally driven that truck straight back. It looked pretty set up. Now some fucker just bumps into you by the soda machine. Bad vibes…..
8:19pm
Snoozer episode so far but why would I trust some dude with a face mask saying he’s being chased by zombies. Oh wait….it’s Jesus…you can trust him.
Jesus Take The Wheel!!!!….lol….for being Zombie apocalypse smart, they sure are street dumb but then again how many people can say they got jacked by Jesus…..
Michonne loves those white boyz (personal observation)…I don’t think Rick would be pleased….
Rick:”There are still people out there. We should bring them in.” Daryl: “Like this guy?” *What Rick should’ve said*: *FUCK that guy.”
8:30pm
So one eyed Willie (Carl) is being a playa in the woods. Reading comics and shit . Do you always get that much R&R if you lose an eye? I do like how Carl heard someone coming way before Enid knew there was any danger. And wow….she’s tired of coming out there and he just packs shit up and leaves…..damn bro…a WALKER….I wonder how good his depth perception is?
I see Rick and Daryl are well on their way to becoming Ethiopians and don’t need to talk to communicate…..and as I’m writing this both almost got their asses kicked by Jesus….they need some running shoes though #damndaniel
…ropes bandages and handcuffs…..scream help…and a never ending supply of Crush Soda….because it’s not Pop…
8:40pm
This music tho….Rick, I thought you were cool…..
OHHH SHYT!!!! Jesus jumped on the roof of the van. What a freaking Ninja! How badly does he want this van?!
In other news…Jesus saves Daryl but because men were fighting a lot of stuff went to waste….like the truck full of supplies….IN A LAKE!!!! Don’t blame the fucking law of averages… It’s the law of Men and being dumbasses….I’m a girl…I get to say that.
Michonne in the middle of deep convo with angry dude who lost his mom….and here comes Walker Mom……oh man this has to be tough. He puts his knife through her spinal cord…..trust me it’s the right thing….
8:50pm
Let’s bring back #WHOSDEANNA …..actually let’s change it to #BYEDEANNA lol….too soon?
8:52pm
Tonight’s episode is brought to you by the letter #D for dumbass. And Rick and Daryl are bringing Jesus back to the camp.
So Carl and Enid were feeding Deanna. And Michonne is being motherly about putting themselves in danger. MAN……it’s a fucked up world but please do me a favor…double tap and be done.
Can I say again…what a snoozer episode….so what the fuck are they going to spring on us at min 59?
So we know the doc and that one chick from like 2 seasons ago are banging….why don’t we get to see any sex scenes? It
Woah, wait, baby monitors are still functioning in the apocalypse?
Rick and Michonne? Netflix and chill?! lol…no…two really good friends…or…not….ohhhhhh shit!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! what if CARL sees?!!!
#RICHONNE is totally ON!
AND Jesus appears in the bedroom …. talk about Catholic guilt…
LOL
9:04pm
OK guys. This has been fun. Hopefully you enjoyed my unfiltered commentary. WOW! Yes apocalypse and chill for sure! I’ll see you guys next week!
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