@MichaelCoughlin & @HalfGuarded
While we wait for those hot, sweaty, hunky men get naked and oiled up and step on the scale in nothing but what the good lord gave ’em, why not enjoy some Bellator videos? You’re already on the site, right? No, stop, follow me with this one. You’re on the site. You’ve clicked HERE and as we embarrass Bellator for having the balls to pretend this thing is a WRESTLEMANIA level show and not that PPV you bought at 3 am that you thought was wrestling but was two dudes and … now you know you wish your husband that flexible. It’s all part of the plan…
to waste time at work. Subvert the system. Become Mr. Robot. Don’t be a corporate drone. Be a corporate overlord. Don’t fight it, become it, make it you, become god. That is your desire, isn’t it? No, goddess isn’t right, you are god. You are a term without explicit references to gender. You feel it, don’t you? The warm light bathing you, caking you in Manna. Ahh. Watch and reach a higher plane of existence. You. Are. Beautiful.
BEHOLD!
(No one believes me but there’s a reason for the order of things above. I’m not shitting you.)
BELLATOR DYNAMITE VIDEO PREVIEW CARD
- (MMA) Liam McGeary (c) vs. Tito Ortiz for the Bellator Light heavyweight Title
- (MMA) TBD vs. TBD (Bellator Light Heavyweight Tournament Final)
- (Kickboxing) Saulo Cavalari vs. Zack Mwekassa for the vacant Glory Light Heavyweight Championship.
- (MMA) Josh Thomson vs. Mike Bronzoulis
- (Kickboxing) Paul Daley vs. Fernando Gonzalez
- (Kickboxing) Keri Anne Taylor-Melendez vs. Hadley Griffith
- (MMA) Emanuel Newton vs. Phil Davis (LHW Tournament)
- (MMA) Muhammed Lawal vs. Linton Vassell (LHW Tournament)
- (MMA) Victor Jones vs. David Blanco
- (MMA) Gloria Telles vs. Alysia Cortez
- (MMA) Nick Pica vs. Mauricio Alonso
- (Kickboxing) Jose Palacios vs. TJ Arcengal
- (MMA) Brandon Hester vs. DeMarco Villalona
- (MMA) Israel Delgado vs. JJ Okanovich
- (MMA) James Terry vs. Carlos Eduardo Rocha
- (MMA) Matt Ramirez vs. Josh Paiva
- (Kickboxing) Serhiy Adamchuck vs. Anvar Boynazarov
- (MMA) Gabe Carrasco vs. Joe Neal
- (MMA) Adam Piccolotti vs. Marlen Magee
- (MMA) Ousmane Thomas Diagne vs. Mike Malott
- (MMA) Francis Carmont vs. Roy Boughton (Bellator LHW tournament alternate fight)
