Some All You Can Eat Buffet
Former UFC Welterweight Champion and all-around fat-guy who failed at running a restaurant despite CLEARLY having a lifetime’s experience inside of them, Johny Hendricks has retired. He made this shrug-inducing announcement on MMA Junkie’s show, where he also said:
Even if you threw Georges St-Pierre at me, the world knows (I beat him),” Hendricks said. “Realistically, I’m satisfied unless they say, ‘Johny, here’s a million-dollar payday. Come fight this dude.’ You can’t turn that down. That would be stupid. But everything I set my mind to, I achieved it. That’s the gist of what I’m feeling at this moment and what I’ve been feeling the last month.
“… I’ll call the UFC and tell them I’m done. I’ll call USADA and tell them I’m done. It’s never a honeymoon phase with me. My goal is to get (high school) wrestlers into national champions. I want to get wrestlers better than I was, better than I could ever be. … For me to do that, I have to put the past in the past and start moving forward.”
He’ll coach high school wrestling now and be free to eat as much as he can.