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Former UFC Light Heavyweight Champion, Jon Jones has condemned his children to hell.
Following his most recent – but far from only – drug test failure, the pressure has come down on Jones. Everywhere he looks, the media are calling him everything from “stupid” to “the dumbest man who ever lived who will never make 50 and who wasted all his potential and is probably one of the rare non-Hitler people you can all, ‘Asshole’ and be accurate as hell about that being perfectly applicable to his personality.” I can understand why he feels the pressure to defend himself, his giant, Cialis-needing dick notwithstanding.
In MMA, Jones’s best defense is to use his fingers and poke someone in the eye. In the real world, he also uses his fingers to defend himself, just with a keyboard. He did this on September 14th and in the process asked the Lord Almighty, the Creator, the Heavenly Host himself, to damn his children to an eternity of hell. Let’s look at the tweet:
Dude the truth is I would never do steroids, I put that on my children and I put that on my Heavenly Father https://t.co/i8EEbrQU5x
— Jon Bones Jones (@JonnyBones) September 14, 2017
Folks, if you’re gonna swear on your children, at least have a plausible explanation for your actions. Jones doesn’t even have enough to lie to himself, let alone us, and because of that his children will suffer. Sad!
Won’t someone think of the children?