In December, a movie named Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi comes to a theater near you.
Fuck, it’s not even just a theater near you, this thing will probably be in a theater they install in your backyard, as I’m pretty sure they’re gonna release it everywhere.
Before movies come out, they release trailers that get you excited for the film. Did you know that? I know, fascinating.
I hope for Episode 9 they don’t release a trailer. Just release NOTHING. Make it 100% a surprise. They’ll never do that but if there was ever a movie they could hype by not hyping it, it would be the last installment of the Skywalker Saga. Thankfully, they aren’t doing that for 8. Oh, just shut up, Mike, and give us the trailer.
STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI TRAILER!
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