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UFC KANSAS CITY – UFC on Fox 24: Johnson vs. Reis Results, Recap, and our FREE LIVE STREAM (of consciousness thoughts)

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UFC Kansas City

Sprint Center (awww, not the Scottish Rite Temple where Invicta does shows?)

Kansas City, Missouri, Kinda of America

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Hi.  This is our UFC on FOX 24 coverage.  PBP.  Results.  Whatever term you like.

 

Not totally sure when we’ll have this up to date.  We’ll be a little late on some of this, for sure, as my brother is getting married.  Not today or anything but soon.  We have to go shopping for some sorta marriage shit for him.  I’m not sure what, tbh.  We. Shall. See.

 

UFC KANSAS CITY WEEK STUFFS

  • Weigh In Results HERE.
  • Michelle Waterson whack off hype stuff HERE.
  • Look how fast Mighty Mouse is HERE.

 

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UFC KANSAS CITY – UFC on Fox 24: Johnson vs. Reis Results, Recap, and our FREE LIVE STREAM (of consciousness thoughts)

UFC Kansas City

 

UFC Kansas City

Demetrious Johnson (c) vs. Wilson Reis

UFC Flyweight Championship

What Happened?

This is it. The finest championship performance you’ll see all year. Mouse danced around, in and out, landing like 10 times as many strikes at one point. Then he got it down in the third, mounted, grabbed an arm, and got the armbar tap on a world class BJJ practitioner. We are all witness.

 

UFC KANSAS CITY RESULT/WINNER: Demetrious Johnson, R3, sub

 

 

Should YOU Watch?

Yes  now  forever.

 

 

UFC Kansas City

Rose Namajunas vs. Michelle Waterson

Women’s Strawweight (aka, winner is new fighting sex symbol)

What Happened?

HOLY BALLS OF DEATH. ROSE WITH A DEATH KICK TO THE HEAD IN THE SECOND. Wait. Karate is still alive. Wtf?!? Wow. She’s recovered guard. They scrambled. Michelle was sloppy. Rose got the back and the tap. This was all after a first round she dominated. Rose looked fucking AMAZING here. She fought like a man. Very aggressive but also just with a confidence I rarely see from ANY fighter. She just imposed herself at all times. Incredible.

 

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UFC KANSAS CITY RESULT/WINNER: Rose, R2, sub

 

Should YOU Watch?

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UFC Kansas City

Ronaldo Souza vs. Robert Whittaker

Middleweight (aka, winner gets passed over for a title shot)

What Happened?

Jacare looked smooth in the first. Tried some cool TD. Landed a punch or three. Round two and Robbie flattened the Brazilian. It was all to Jacare’s credit that he survived because he was hurt. Whittaker then landed kicks to the head, some left hands, just one thing after another slamming into Jacare. Then we had a weird and kinda shitty stoppage from Yamasaki. Whittaker hurt Jacare BAD on the feet. Jacare eventually half pulled guard. Whittaker came down with him and bombed away with punches. Jacare was getting hit a lot but he was VERY MUCH moving. And moving smartly. He was slipping his hips well, creating distance, tying up arms for a moment. Again, he was hurt but he if this wasn’t intelligently defending yourself then no one who was ever hurt could do so. Whittaker looked really good but this was marred, to me, by the ref.

 

UFC KANSAS CITY RESULT/WINNER: Whittaker, R2, KO

 

Decision DEC

 

Should YOU Watch?

It was entertaining

 

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Jeremy Stephens vs. Renato Moicano

Featherweight

What Happened?

Moicano showed a lot. Great sprawl. Good takedowns. Crisp combinations on the feet. Stephens simply looked for one big strike. Everything he threw was with fight ending intentions. But he missed an awful lot. Moicano did spend roughly the last two minutes essentially running.

 

UFC KANSAS CITY RESULT/WINNER: Moicano, dec.

 

Should YOU Watch?

No.

 


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UFC KANSAS CITY – UFC on Fox 24: Johnson vs. Reis Results, Recap, and our FREE LIVE STREAM (of consciousness thoughts)

Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1)

UFC Kansas City

 

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Alexander Volkov vs. Roy Nelson

Heavyweight (aka, winner becomes champion of another company)

What Happened?

Nelson tried to fat his fat into Volkov. He just fatted him against the cage. Big fat blubbery ball of boredom. Volkov lived up to no reputation and pittter pattered from the outside with jabby kicks. I don’t blame him all that much, but it sure as fuck made this is suck hooker ass.

 

UFC KANSAS CITY RESULT/WINNER: Volkov, dec.

 

Should YOU Watch?

Nooooooooooooo.

Patrick Williams vs. Tom Duquesnoy

Bantamweight

What Happened?

Williams, who is a BANTAMWEIGHT, fucking gassed out to the point where he had his hands on his shorts IN THE FIRST FUCKING ROUND. That should be impossible. He also got crushed by a short elbow just as the round ended. 30 seconds into the second, Frenchie ended it all with more elbows.

 

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UFC KANSAS CITY RESULT/WINNER: Tom Duquesnoy, R2, KO

 

Should YOU Watch?

oui

 

Bobby Green vs. Rashid Magomedov

Lightweight

What Happened?

This sucked a dick. I had it on but seemingly absorbed nothing from it. It was just two guys kinda hitting at each other but doing nothing. I felt odd rage for this.

 

UFC KANSAS CITY RESULT/WINNER: The Russian dude by dec.

 

Should YOU Watch?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck noooooooooooooooo

 

 

Tim Elliott vs. Louis Smolka

Flyweight (aka, winner ALSO becomes champion of another company)

What Happened?

This was like the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen. It was just a pure frenzy. Both guys were equally matched. They both just went for one crazy fucking thing after another. It was just fun. I was really impressed with Elliot in that he would press and Smolka was the type on the ground that is near impossible to do anything with because he’s sooooo flexible but eventually Elliot did seem to control a bit more. This is a must see in that it was a look into the future of the sport.

 

UFC KANSAS CITY RESULT/WINNER: Elliott, dec.

 

Should YOU Watch?

Fight decision DEC

 


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UFC KANSAS CITY – UFC on Fox 24: Johnson vs. Reis Results, Recap, and our FREE LIVE STREAM (of consciousness thoughts)

Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass)

UFC Kansas City

 

 

UFC Kansas City

Devin Clark vs. Jake Collier

Middleweight

What Happened?

Collier spun around a lot going for shit. Clark was a better wrestler and got easy TDs and then control. This was blah.

 

UFC KANSAS CITY RESULT/WINNER: Clark, dec.

 

Should YOU Watch?

Only if you are the parent of one of these two.

 

 

Anthony Smith vs. Andrew Sanchez

Middleweight

What Happened?

Fight was boring for the most part. Then, after losing the whole fight, Smith kicked Sanchez in the head and ended his night late in the third.

 

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UFC KANSAS CITY RESULT/WINNER: Smith, R3, KO

 

Should YOU Watch?

JUST the last five seconds.

 

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Aljamain Sterling vs. Augusto Mendes

Bantamweight

What Happened?

The more well-rounded fighter beat up the one dimensional fighter. Shocker. Mendes had very little besides a big right hand. He did some decent BJJ in the first but otherwise it was the Sterling show. Faster hands, better balance, and much better cardio.

 

UFC KANSAS CITY RESULT/WINNER: Sterling, dec.

 

Should YOU Watch?

Nope.

 

Zak I’M Cummings vs. Nathan Coy

Welterweight

What Happened?

Cummins locked in a guillotine in the first and choke Coy cold. Stann was pleading for the ref to stop the fight. Shit ass ref.

 

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UFC KANSAS CITY RESULT/WINNER: Cummins, R1, sub

 

Should YOU Watch?

Yes.

 

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Ashlee Evans-Smith vs. Ketlen Vieira

Women’s Bantamweight

What Happened?

All on the feet. Neither really pulled away and cemented a definitive win. Vieira seemed to land a bit more, particularly to the head. Fight was blah.

 

UFC KANSAS CITY RESULT/WINNER: Vieira, dec.

 

Should YOU Watch?

Nah.

 

 

 

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QUICK & DIR-TAY UFC KANSAS CITY UFC on Fox 24: Johnson vs. Reis Results, Recap, and our FREE LIVE STREAM (of consciousness thoughts)

(winner in BOLD)

  • Flyweight Demetrious Johnson (c) vs. Wilson Reis
  • Women’s Strawweight Rose Namajunas vs. Michelle Waterson
  • Middleweight Ronaldo Souza vs. Robert Whittaker
  • Featherweight Jeremy Stephens vs. Renato Moicano

  • Heavyweight Alexander Volkov vs. Roy Nelson
  • Bantamweight Patrick Williams vs. Tom Duquesnoy
  • Lightweight Bobby Green vs. Rashid Magomedov
  • Flyweight Tim Elliott vs. Louis Smolka

  • Middleweight Devin Clark vs. Jake Collier
  • Middleweight Anthony Smith vs. Andrew Sanchez
  • Bantamweight Aljamain Sterling vs. Augusto Mendes
  • Welterweight Zak Cummings vs. Nathan Coy
  • Women’s Bantamweight Ashlee Evans-Smith vs. Ketlen Vieira

 

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