President Donald Trump flexed his military might earlier today when he heard his favorite character as going to be appearing at his local McDonalds.
When word got out that Grimace was making an appearance at his local D.C. McDonald’s, President Trump got really excited and decided he would be the first in line to get his photo op with Grimace.
Grimace is Trump’s favorite McDonald’s character because it’s the only one with an ass almost as big as his.
Trump detailed the encounter on Twitter because…why wouldn’t he…
“Got to see The Grimace today. Great patriot and supporter of the GOP. Did a commercial with him years ago. Highest rated commercial in history by the way. Those kids will be ok. Just a little tear gas. Serves them right for being in my way. LAW & ORDER PREZ!!!”
Grimace immediately denounced Trump’s endorsement and said he is a lifelong independent who supported Bernie Sanders. He also wanted to be clear that his name is Grimace and not “The Grimace.”