OK, first, read this. It’s good and is my dissertation on Spider-Man: Homecoming. Which I love as a passive aggressive fuck you from Marvel to Sony. Then, watch this. It is a brief clip of Spider-Man fighting The Winter Soldier from a Civil War commercial. That’s really it. It’s brief so you can get away with watching it on the john while you ignore your boss.
Look, do you get paid for your commute to work? I doubt it. You spend, what?, half an hour each way (if you’re lucky). They paying you for that hour? Of course not. So, you deserve a free hour of company time. This is like a few seconds of your free hour you get.
(Yes, we lied about Black Widow being naked. Because: seriously, did you really think they were gonna get her tits out on a TV commercial? Or in the movie itself? She’s naked as hell in that movie where she’s an alien though. I watched the first few minutes until she put clothes on. It was probably good.)
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