Hey, look at Conor, he wants attention! First, behold:
Now he’s writing poetry! And lashing out at people who don’t have a Rolls Royce. I have no idea what “#50Rolls” means though. Damn kids.
In related news, NO, HE IS NOT GOING TO FIGHT FLOYD FUCKING MAYWEATHER JR. I kinda wish he would, because that would be a huge blow to Conor’s career and I’m annoyed as hell, as you can tell by all the posts mocking him. On the other hand, I also wish he’d just fight at 145 and we’d have cool fights again because he really was involved in cool shit.
Oh well, I’m sure in a day or two he’ll Tweet a photograph of him wearing boxing gloves while hanging out with his pet tiger.