Because if things went smoothly, it wouldn’t be an incompetent athletic commission.
The State of New York – which has a number of electoral college votes and is thus influential in deciding the future of America – has declared that Pearl Gonzalez’s very nice boobs are NOT a danger and that she can fight tomorrow after all.
As a man, WHEW! Plus, the UFC 210 PPV will be better for this development. That’s what’s most important …
Hey, if anything, the fight has more attention than before and we all know that Pearl is a woman with her priorities in order.
Should someone else have a cosmetically enhanced body part that interferes with their cage fighting abilities, we’ll let you know.